How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
Badass motherfucker of the century.
A GOD AMONG MORTALS
all the brofists ever.
My little nerdy heart has grown three book-sizes today.
You don’t understand. Sabriel is one of my favourite books and it does my heart good to see it on here. BLESS THIS MOTHERFUCKER
umm if a girl makes me breakfast you best believe I am going to surprise her from behind and show some love ok
if I make you breakfast you better show me some love you’re dammn right because I don’t even make myself breakfast
umm, I think she’s putting away the dishes..
YES THANK YOU. Everyone’s commenting as if she’s making breakfast. But I MADE THE BREAKFAST. She’s doing the dishes as a thank you. Stop giving her credit for my cooking, tumblr. It aint cool.
trying to communicate with an attractive member of the opposite sex
this. this exactly.